being Real



  • Teacher : What comes after 69?
  • Student : Mouthwash
  • Teacher : Get out
Via Shut up, I think I'm hilarious.







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  • store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
  • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
  • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
  • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
  • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
  • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
  • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
  • me: oh my god we match
  • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
Via And honey, you should see me in a crown




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